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JOKES

Postby alberto » Sun May 28, 2006 1:01 am

JOIN THE ARMY

A young man joined the Army and signed up to be a paratrooper. After weeks of training the young got to jump out of his first plane. The man watched people ahead of him go and when it was his turn to jump he got scared and sat back down. The troop leader said to the young man, "IF YOU DON''T JUMP OUT OF THIS PLANE I'LL STICK MY DICK UP YOUR ASS!"

A few weeks later the young man returned home and told his father what happened and he said, "did you jump?"

The boy said, "A little at first!"
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The last things a woman would ever say

Postby alberto » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:54 pm

The last things a woman would ever say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just
friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that
way.
8. Hey, get a whiff of that one!
7. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the
armpits are too cute.
6. This diamond is just way too big.
5. Does this make my ass look too small.
4. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
3. Wow! It really is 14 inches!
2. I think hairy balls are so sexy.
1. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow
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INTELLEGENT OLD MAN

Postby alberto » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:56 pm

INTELLEGENT OLD MAN

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting
a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with
red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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